IST: Cubs vs. Mets

[Omeletpants]

Turning into the typical "Pile On" win for the Cubs. Dont need the runs and the Cubs will bury a team

But it's 2-1 bottom 9th, no outs and bases loaded and there is no fucking chance in the world they score even one run

 

[Ari Bear]

Hayward 6'5 and can't hit it pass the infield.

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[SilenceS]

These shitty Cubs! Can only blow teams out!

Turning into the typical "Pile On" win for the Cubs. Dont need the runs and the Cubs will bury a team

But it's 2-1 bottom 9th, no outs and bases loaded and there is no fucking chance in the world they score even one run

:elephant:

 

[Omeletpants]

Hayward 6'5 and can't hit it pass the infield.

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He used to hit it to the 2nd baseman but now he can only get it between the pitcher and second baseman. Can the Cubs get their money back on this dicklicker?

 

[TC in Mississippi]

About to win their second series after the AS break against two very good teams and the egg man is still complaining?

 

[DJMoore_is_fat]

I've worked as a MLB scout for nearly 30 years and the following are my observations on the 2016 Cubs:

1) Kyle Hendricks is a rich man's prime Greg Maddux.

2) Addison Jeter is a top 5 player in all of baseball.

3) Bartolo Colon has late stage diabetes.

4) Our bullpen sucks.

5) We're winning the World Series at least once during Thed Hoystein's Reign in Wrigley.

 

[DJMoore_is_fat]

About to win their second series after the AS break against two very good teams and the egg man is still complaining?

Yeah but he's hilarious. And he's actually a bright and knowledgeable poster. He's that guy you love to make fun of, but wouldn't seriously want to leave.

 

[beckdawg]

These shitty Cubs! Can only blow teams out!

[video=youtube_share;CuWQfMGjZF4]https://youtu.be/CuWQfMGjZF4[/video]

 

[Omeletpants]

Yeah but he's hilarious. And he's actually a bright and knowledgeable poster.

You forgot to mention "cute as a button" and "hung like a horse"

 

[Ari Bear]

Hendricks is dealing man!

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[Grizzly]

You forgot to mention "cute as a horse" and "hung like a button"

Fixed it for ya

 

[Diehardfan]

You forgot to mention "cute as a button" and "hung like a horse"

 

[TC in Mississippi]

You forgot to mention "cute as a button" and "hung like a horse"

There are some things we'd all prefer not to know. :lol:

 

[zack54attack]

That was easy for Carl Edwards Jr.

 

[beckdawg]

So, Hendricks goes 6.1 and drops his ERA to 2.27. He's closing in on Bumgarner(2.12) for #2 and passed deGrom today.

 

[Ari Bear]

Wow! Hayward hit that on the button and couldn't hit over the 2nd baseman.

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[DJMoore_is_fat]

Wow! Hayward hit that on the button and couldn't hit over the 2nd baseman.

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Not bad for a guy 6'10 and 344 pounds.

 

[Omeletpants]

I suspect it's going to get Soriano Ugly later in the life of Heyward's contract. He will never opt out as no one will pay him. Theo will keep hoping he gets hit by a truck. Heyward's name will become the punchline for a number of jokes written by Cardinal fans. This wont be pretty

 

[TC in Mississippi]

I suspect it's going to get Soriano Ugly later in the life of Heyward's contract. He will never opt out as no one will pay him. Theo will keep hoping he gets hit by a truck. Heyward's name will become the punchline for a number of jokes written by Cardinal fans. This wont be pretty

What makes you believe he won't get back to his career numbers? Usually 26 year olds don't fall off the map.

 

[Omeletpants]

What makes you believe he won't get back to his career numbers? Usually 26 year olds don't fall off the map.

Cause maybe a scout recently said his swing is one of the worst he has seen in his career? Or that he continues to try to pull everything and has earned his nickname: "4-3", except recently he can barely get the ball to the second baseman.