Micah Parsons

[gallagher]

Lamb and Parsons are both elite at their positions through. You might just let Dak walk if you absolutely have to. But yea I don't think Parsons is going anywhere.

Oh they are among the best of the best in today's game. It is why you gotta salivate and the thought of Parsons in our colors, right?

I worry for them at QB. It seems like Dallas is Dak or nothing. Next year's QB list is Shedeur Sanders and who else? At FA, they have the option to resign Dak or Lance, or aim for Wilson or Fields? If Jerry was entertaining the idea of moving away from Dak, it should have been for this draft class. If they take a year off from Dak and hope for a higher draft pick, I would expect Lamb and Parsons to keep the team competitive enough to be out of the top-5.

Dallas's long-term hopes seem screwed upon first impression.

 

[policeman]

Lots of Bears twitter dreaming about a Parsons trade now that CeeDee got paid.

Hope some of the CCS insiders can get us the FACTS.

Where's Florida Gatorland Mike when we need him?

 

[ThatGuyRyan]

Poles could send some DBs their way along with picks. Could happen. Jones is a ree ree

He actually drafts really well. Outside of being a meddling owner/GM he is really good to their fans too. He does look like a r3.

 

[ThatGuyRyan]

I’ma moron

Easy on the negative self talk dipshit.

 

[hyatt151]

Easy on the negative self talk dipshit.

editing someone else's post should be a bannable offense sfb

 

[hyatt151]

No it wasnt? Dak was better in pretty much every category.

You can argue if he's a better QB outside of stats, but he had a higher completion %, basically the same yardage, more TD's, less INTs. Higher TD %, Higher passer rating.

In what way was Goofy's 2023 better than Daks?

playoff success Goofy

 

[HeHateMe]

Eating someone else's poo is how I show love to them. It might seem gross to others but it is the only intimacy I have since my dick is broken. I like the corn parts.

Bro srs???

 

[remydat]

Very few would cry about it I'd guess. He's a top 5 Edge in the NFL, you can give him a 6 year deal and by the time Sweat is off the books re-sign caleb to an extension.

Obviously its very unlikely, but at the same time how the fuck do the cowboys afford signing all 3 of Dak, Ceedee, and Micah to the highest paid deals at their position? That would end up being like 130m just for 3 guys, basically half the cap.

Also it kinda surprised me ceedee was the first to get paid out of the 3, as he's the easiest to replace. WR's grow on trees now, maybe not ones of his quality but there are 3-4 good ones coming out of every draft yearly now it feels like.

I guess you forgot the Mack trade. People did cry especially after we didnt win a playoff game the whole time he was here.

 

[remydat]

Jerry Jones brings in $77 mil every home game. Just heard that on the Pat McAfee show and didn't realize it was that much.

That was from 3 years ago during Covid where it was reported how much teams lost from empty stadiums.

 

[Discus fish salesman]

editing someone else's post should be a bannable offense sfb

Link? Prove it or STFU
dumb fuck.

 

[msadows]

playoff success Goofy

Goff literally got tossed away like a used condom because he couldnt win shit in the playoffs.

 

[Probie2429]

You wait and see how Caleb does this year before doing anything like this. If he’s legit, you have a 4 year window while he’s cheap. That’s when you go all in. Pace’s mistake was pulling the trigger on Mack too early.

 

[The ($)HITS Principles]

Daks better than goofy and the lolions paid him.

Not sure what the fuck the cowboys are doing, they have no real other options. Maybe they want shadeur and his daddy to come play/coach.

Jerruh seems like he might be a bit on the senility side so this might be right up his alley.

 

[remydat]

You wait and see how Caleb does this year before doing anything like this. If he’s legit, you have a 4 year window while he’s cheap. That’s when you go all in. Pace’s mistake was pulling the trigger on Mack too early.

No Pace's mistake was drafting Trubisky.

 

[ThatGuyRyan]

editing someone else's post should be a bannable offense sfb

Holy fuck

 

[bears26]

Caleb's re-tweet has stirred the pot.

 

[SugarWalls]

The funny thing is same people clamoring for Parsons likely go apeshit at the cost which is probably 2 first rounders and paying him 30-35 million a year.

I’d be livid

 

[hyatt151]

Goff literally got tossed away like a used condom because he couldnt win shit in the playoffs.

he has a winning playoff record you brain dead maggot

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Caleb's re-tweet has stirred the pot.

It’s entertaining. Nice to see this franchise interesting again.

 

[DefNextYear]

Caleb's re-tweet has stirred the pot.

I didn't see it posted in the thread, so figured I'd add it:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1828247176922763670