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Maybe you should take that up with the thread creator?
Garbage? Well yes, the thread is also about JF.

But hey, enjoyany of the 1,541 threads about to Caleb or not to Caleb.

Or

if you prefer, you can continue reading one of the 1,001 threads about

"Can we trade Justin for a ham sammy" ?
someone seems scared that the bears take CW(like every realistic person knows they will) and you will be behind the bears in QB play for the next decade +
 

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someone seems scared that the bears take CW(like every realistic person knows they will) and you will be behind the bears in QB play for the next decade +
There is no doubt in my mind the the Bears will take CW.

But here is where it gets funny.

I also have no doubt the Bears will somehow ruin yet another good/very good QB prospect.

it is, after all, what they do best.
 

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You brought up the subject of betting... I am just clarifying the odds...not backtracking on anything. I predict the Bears will beat the Lions twice next season, all you have to do is agree to the odds, that I am inviting you to set...Bears fans don't run from Lions fans, it's the other way around...for god's sake what have you guys won, two playoff games since 1957 and all of a sudden you are getting cocky. Actually I am still having fun with you, how 'bout this, if the Lions win either game next season I buy you a Lions hat of your choice from the Lions team shop, and if the Bears win both games, you buy me a Bears hat of my choice from the Bears team store. I am making this an easy bet for you, since your being a Lions fan it is culturally appropriate to take it easy on you. If this actually violates any rules we can contact each other directly...
A hat? I hate hats.

Here is what I propose, if the Bears sweep the Lions, a 1 month ban will be placed on me.

If the Lions sweep the Bears, you will have a 1 month ban bet placed on you.

if it is a split, then it's a wash.

You won't be so lucky to face the Lions this year when they are down 3 starting Offensive lineman.
 

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A hat? I hate hats.

Here is what I propose, if the Bears sweep the Lions, a 1 month ban will be placed on me.

If the Lions sweep the Bears, you will have a 1 month ban bet placed on you.

if it is a split, then it's a wash.

You won't be so lucky to face the Lions this year when they are down 3 starting Offensive lineman.
you wont be so lucky to face JF1 with a sub par O line

we can do this all day
 

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There is no doubt in my mind the the Bears will take CW.

But here is where it gets funny.

I also have no doubt the Bears will somehow ruin yet another good/very good QB prospect.

it is, after all, what they do best.
COPIUM, COPIUM!!!! READ ALL ABOUT IT!!!
 

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Maybe they should rename this award the "Lance Clueless" award?

Let's check in on how this post faired shall we?

Da gawd, Justin Fields can't even be traded for half a bag of stale donuts, meanwhile......................................................




10. OT PENEI SEWELL, DETROIT LIONS

Sewell’s 93.1 PFF run-blocking grade is one of the best single-season marks over the past 15 years at any position. He was a dominant force in the run game for the Lions and allowed just one sack over 17 starts.


Priceless.
Nice to have you back. I’m totally happy that you and @hyatt151 didnt decide to off yourselves after having mopey sex after the lions lions’d themselves vs the Niners in total Lions fashion. If only the refs could have gave you that game too :(
 

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Nice to have you back. I’m totally happy that you and @hyatt151 didnt decide to off yourselves after having mopey sex after the lions lions’d themselves vs the Niners in total Lions fashion. If only the refs could have gave you that game too :(

Da Gawd........Justin Fields!!!!

Enlighten us more with some of your infinite wisdom, oh clueless one!!!
 

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Could've won the the NFC championship too.
Bears "could've" drafted P. Mahomes..............................ouch!!
Bears "could've drafted CJ Stroud...................................double ouch!!!!

Instead?

M. Trubisky and J. Fields.

Photos coming soon to a milk carton near you.
 

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I've been away awhile, what happened to Lance Stone? He was one of the guys I liked on CCS..

Sailed off into the Abyss most likely lol
 

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I know its only pre-season but YIKES! Imagine passing up da gawd Justin Fields for this gigantic sack of turds.

Edit: Thank you everyone for voting this amazing thread as for a Lance Stone Award. I am happy to announce that we've won and this is the thread of the year. The content king keeps churning out winners!
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Can we now nominate this thread for the absolute worst hot take in CCS history?
I mean, is it possible to be any more wrong?

YIKES! Imagine trading da bust Justin Fields for a gigantic sack of turds??
 

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Can we now nominate this thread for the absolute worst hot take in CCS history?
I mean, is it possible to be any more wrong?

YIKES! Imagine trading da bust Justin Fields for a gigantic sack of turds??
give it a shot! Hope it works out for you better than your attempt at losing your virginity! Make your fake son proud!
 

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give it a shot! Hope it works out for you better than your attempt at losing your virginity! Make your fake son proud!
I can assure you my sons are quite real, as to whether or not your brain is real is up for debate.
 

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I can assure you my sons are quite real, as to whether or not your brain is real is up for debate.
Yes I’m sure they’re as real as the Lions Super Bowl win.
 

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Yes I’m sure they’re as real as the Lions Super Bowl win.
Imagine passing up da gawd Justin Fields for this gigantic sack of turds.

Edit: Thank you everyone for voting this amazing thread as for a Lance Stone Award. I am happy to announce that we've won and this is the thread of the year. The content king keeps churning out winners!


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