The Comedian Thread!!!!

[MassHavoc]

I don't take those bets.

 

[Ymono37]

There a good chance at some point everyone is making fun of you.

This is actually a pretty fair statement. And some of us have yet to actually meet you, Mass.

 

[the canadian dream]

Lol.



I love the "Im your huckleberry" quote.



That's pretty cool havoc.

 

[supraman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWU1YffY_eQ

 

[Shantz My Pants]

Mitch Fatel, Jim Jeffries, Daniel Tosh (older material), Mitch Hedberg, Amazing Jonathan to name a few.

 

[mikita's helmet]

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[mikita's helmet]

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[mikita's helmet]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8eLvKBWrI0



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bQVKYY5Fc8

 

[MassHavoc]

Lol.



I love the "Im your huckleberry" quote.



That's pretty cool havoc.

It was really fun when I lived with him, I went to a lot of great shows with him and I've heard a lot of great stories from the people he's work with. Now that he's headlining he doens't work with the big names as much, but still interacts with them a lot on overlapping dates and such.



I'm your huckleberry is one of my favorite all time quotes. Right up there with "I ain't farting on no snare drum" and "As a matter of fact, i'm just going to have to ask you to come back another time. I have a meeting with the bob's. I wasn't aware of any meeting.. yeah they called me at home."

 

[Ymono37]

I'm your huckleberry is one of my favorite all time quotes. Right up there with "I ain't farting on no snare drum" and "As a matter of fact, i'm just going to have to ask you to come back another time. I have a meeting with the bob's. I wasn't aware of any meeting.. yeah they called me at home."

I say this to my buddies all the time. Also this:



"'No regrets,' that's my motto... well that and 'Everyone Wang Chung tonight;"

 

[MassHavoc]

I say this to my buddies all the time. Also this:



"'No regrets,' that's my motto... well that and 'Everyone Wang Chung tonight;"

Also a great one. Wedding Singer?



I say "Well everything but the reading part" which doesn't really work well most of the time cause I stretch the context of it when people ask me if things are true and whatnot. Most people just get confused.

 

[Ymono37]

Actually it was "Out Cold" - a line from Mr. Galifianakis.



And I swear I could quote Wayne's World from start to finish at one point.

 

[MassHavoc]

HAHAH that's right. I was thinking it was the limo driver guy in the bar. I thought he said somethign similar. My favorite part of out cold is when the spin him in the car and wake him up.



Speaking of. Mr. Galifianakis is a pretty good comedian as well. His Two Ferns series is pretty genius. But it relies on good guests as much as anything else.

 

[the canadian dream]

Does anyone actually like Larry the Cable Guy at all?



I think he's the worst fucking thing that happened to stand up comedy since Hitlers appearence at The Laugh Shop in 1924. Worst attempt at socia-politcal humor of all time. His material on the Jews was cliche and pretentious.



Honestly though any Larry The Cable Guy fans out there? Cause I need to know how this guy has made a career out of the crappy schtick he pulls. I think anyone can put on a sleeveless shirt and a ball cap and talk about trucks beer and football. Hell I do it all the time and don't get paid for it or my own television specials.



Same with that "You know you are a redneck" jerk. Not funny.



Also ventriloquists can take a hike now too and go back to 1983. Dan Horn is not funny and ventriloquists all do the same schtick. "Im a puppet who is talking and I am cranky because I am a puppet and hahahahahahaha **** OFF YOU SUCK" Sometimes the writting is good but **** me just do the bit with another real person not a fucking puppet whos ass has your hand up it. Leave funny puppetering up to the Muppet folks.

 

[MassHavoc]

I don't like him. But at the same time I can respect it some because he's build an empire on a character. Then on the flip video hate him because the character is an easy fucking stereotype that prays on low intelligence.

 

[Ymono37]

HAHAH that's right. I was thinking it was the limo driver guy in the bar. I thought he said somethign similar. My favorite part of out cold is when the spin him in the car and wake him up.



Speaking of. Mr. Galifianakis is a pretty good comedian as well. His Two Ferns series is pretty genius. But it relies on good guests as much as anything else.

Agreed.

They're making a sequel to Schindler's List.... it's called, Schindler's List 2: Let's Get This Party Started

It's hard to get a table for 1 at Chuck E. Cheese when you look like me.

 

[mikita's helmet]

Does anyone actually like Larry the Cable Guy at all?

I hear that he's big with folks partial to syndicated Hee Haw episodes.

 

[mikita's helmet]

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[the canadian dream]

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I just watched another doc film on Hicks and fell in love with him more if that were possible. I don't know how anyone could get tired of Hicks or not enjoy him. Unless one were afraid of what he makes us look at and laugh at.

 

[mikita's helmet]

I just watched another doc film on Hicks and fell in love with him more if that were possible. I don't know how anyone could get tired of Hicks or not enjoy him. Unless one were afraid of what he makes us look at and laugh at.

yeah, it's a shame he died so young.