What are things you hate about Chicago?

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So, I'm on the metra going downtown and I go through Chicago and some of the surrounding suburbs like Elmwood Park and think
 

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In Spokane (where I currently live): I hate the fucking city's snow plowing plan. For a city that gets dumps of 1-2' every year on multiple occasion, it seems like they are surprised every single winter. Starting in December, they just start putting the snow into the middle of any 3 lane roadway which makes navigation nearly impossible. I am glad I am in an unincorporated area with a privately contracted plow dude because it usually takes 4-5 days before they even start to hit residential streets.

In Chicago: I will admit I am a casual Notre Dame fan...but I absolutely loathe the never been to ND but am a diehard ND fan that will defend them to the death because proximity, being Catholic, and your great great grandmother being half Irish. I don't really get being too tied into any college sports unless you are an alumnus actually...
 

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And chicks wearing those dumb hairband hippie things on their forehead. I don't know if they think they are at Woodstock, or Coachella, where fellow people with no original style think they are cute and hip; but shit is ugly as ****.

And.. Southside Chicagoans and the stereotypes that go with them.

Southside cops suck ass too.
You are wrong as shit one this one. Hippie hairband things makes me want to sex a chick up like we are both on ecstasy...
 

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You are wrong as shit one this one. Hippie hairband things makes me want to sex a chick up like we are both on ecstasy...
You are wrong on this one. You'll want to sex any chick when you are on EX.

The hairband is fucking stupid. Just as girls wearing roman style sandals. Smh
 

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By golly Dbro, for a young fella, you sure are prickly about many a minor thing.
 

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I will take a 6 with a hairband and roman sandals over an 8 dressed in some bullshit.

Bahahahhaah. If you saw my ex with her skirt and knee high leather boots at a club all dressed up you sir, I promise you, would be singing a different tune.
 

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Bahahahhaah. If you saw my ex with her skirt and knee high leather boots at a club all dressed up you sir, I promise you, would be singing a different tune.

The difference is I can find a chick with a hippie hairband and roman sandals at a concert and know she is DTF; there has never been one that I have happened upon that hasn't been DTF. I can find all sorts of 8's, but I'm not sure if she is going to be an effective use of my time or if she just wants free booze.
 

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somebody have a picture of this hippie hairband? I'm at a loss for what it could be.
 

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The difference is I can find a chick with a hippie hairband and roman sandals at a concert and know she is DTF; there has never been one that I have happened upon that hasn't been DTF. I can find all sorts of 8's, but I'm not sure if she is going to be an effective use of my time or if she just wants free booze.

So they're whores?
 

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Yup poverty stricken indeed. In 2012, Mississippi was the poorest state in the country with an average household income of $37,095. Unreal.

I don't live in Mississippi, but I've had to spend the last few years in a southern city with similar conditions. The average individual income is 25k and average household income is 35k. 40% of the population lives below the poverty line. The place also has a murder rate that's higher than Chicago's.

Needless to say, I'll be moving as soon as I can, and I'm 90% sure I'll be moving back to Chicago.

A lot of the complaints about Chicago can be limited by actually living in the city and not driving. One of the main things I hate about where I currently live is that walking or taking public transportation isn't an option. When I was in Chicago, I liked taking the CTA, because I could sit there and read for 15 to 20 minutes. That's way better than sitting in a car in traffic or having to worry about hitting a cyclist or having to worry about interstate construction. I know it's not for everyone, but I thoroughly enjoyed not having a car.

Also, the weather down here is unbearable. I'll take the cold winter over the hot/humid summer. And almost every store and restaurant is a national chain. These idiots shop there, and then they wonder why there are no jobs in the area.
 

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I agree with most stuff posted, but the bigger is the shootings. I'm in southwest Michigan for work during the next 5 months. I'm sick of people living in and around Detroit comparing Chicago to Detroit.
 

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I agree with most stuff posted, but the bigger is the shootings. I'm in southwest Michigan for work during the next 5 months. I'm sick of people living in and around Detroit comparing Chicago to Detroit.

Did you tell them that our violence is localized into a few areas and not the entire city?
 

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