Brett,
My only gripe with what you're saying is that the numbers you are posting aren't real, and if they are I cannot find them anywhere under any search term.
I've used BBR, Fangraphs, a home made stat generator that produces aggregate numbers based on unique search terms, and I can't find any 6 week stretch where Beckham OPS'd 800+ in the 2 hole.
I've said it previously in this thread, the theory of Beckham, good-great fielder, occasional power, is a great theory. I like that theory a lot. But the actual results are so bad that I don't think they merit a starters role in the modern game of baseball.
Before the power revolution I do think that Beckham would be a positive on most teams. But 2B hit well now. Beckham can't make up the difference with his glove IMO. He isn't a first division starter.