[A] Blackhawks Acquire Michal Handzus for a Draft Pick

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It's only been a couple games, but I'm glad to be wrong as of now. Hopefully he can keep up his play through the end of the season and into the playoffs.
 

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Seems like Handzus wasn't as bad of a pickup as some think



20-9 on faceoffs so far..+2, 1a....



I guess just because SJ sucks...some thought he couldnt keep up here. Good think SJ fans don't know all



Shhhh, sometimes it is hard to see the forest through the trees when locked into the "expected" color of the leaves, cones, or needles.
 

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That stuff is always right in front of me. Assuming the dumb fucks in the front row sit the fuck down. Hey asshole, you are in the front row, you don't need to stand up!



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Very much so. I thought it got the extra point. Makes you wonder WTF Q is thinking not using Hossa. It's not the first time he's scored on the SO.



It seems to me that Q chooses the third shooter on who has been the best in practice shootouts. Hossa has a 33% conversion rate in his career (15/45).
 

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He neglected to use Hossa at all in several of those shoot outs... With that wicked shot he scored on Elliott I can see why..
 

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Fuck Handzus still.



I hope he gets a weird toe fungus that BOOM tough actin' Tinactin runs away from and it makes it had to wear socks, let alone put on skates.
 

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Fuck Handzus still.


I hope he gets a weird toe fungus that BOOM tough actin' Tinactin runs away from and it makes it had to wear socks, let alone put on skates.</p></blockquote>


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Jako, did he pick on your Ruutu or something?</p>
 

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Jako will be in his Handzus jersey, tears flowing...when Toews passes the cup to Zues</p>
 

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haha all I can think about now are the animated gifs of the two
 

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Jako better watch who he's talking smack about before Handzus delivers "The Perron Smash" on his bitch ass.</p>


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Believe it or not, that is how Perron likes it.</p>
 

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Bullshit, he comes out takes faceoffs and runs to the bench, anything else he's done in between has been accidental. hah.</p>
 

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BTW: He has 138 shifts approximately 88 minutes of ice time working out to about 38 seconds a shift. Including the lovable PP and PK that they are talking about.</p>
 

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Handzus can still fuckin blow me</p>


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That's right, I am back</p>
 

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Fuck Handzus</p>
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He had a good game last night.   Doesn't change what happened on his 1st go around as a Hawk though... so I guess still fuck him right?</p>
 

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He had a good game last night.   Doesn't change what happened on his 1st go around as a Hawk though... so I guess still fuck him right?</p>
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SJ stats: 28 gp, 1 G, 1 A, -9 Faceoffs: 165W 132L .566%

CHI stats: 10 gp. 1 G, 5 A, +6  Faceoffs: 67W 50L  .573%</p>


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Worth the 4th round pick IMO.


More or less when you break down the numbers, Handzus would be on pace for a 28 point season if he was in the Indian Head for all 48 games.  Not bad for a bottom-line C. </p>
 

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