I think there is a book out "A Guide to Defending Jay Cutler" that contains all of this information, they are not copying and pasting
Chapter 1: This is the season that it all changes: a list of reasons why things went wrong in the past, and why now the pieces are in place around him to finally succeed
Chapter 2: Practical Excuses : The receiver ran the wrong route, Forte missed the block, the defense didn't do their part
Chapter 3: Justifying the Injuries: Proof that he is not injury prone and all the injuries were caused by others
Chapter 4: Defending the off the field antics, don't care is cool
Chapter 5: Explaining the Contract (includes all the information you need to dismiss any accomplishments made by McCown)
This was actually funny! My turn though
Jay Cutler: Below average QB, coach Killer, Anti-Christ
Chapter 1: See a Cutler thread: If a Cutler thread emerges make sure you come in and bitch about the guy's performance even if it has nothing to do with his performance
Chapter 2: Not a Cutler thread? Don't worry about it! : Anything can become a Cutler thread if you try. If it's a thread about J'Marcus Webb say things like "Webb would look better if Cutler threw earlier.
Chapter 3: Revising history in your favor: Remember Jay Cutler has won nothing and lost everything. The Packers game last year? Yeah we would have won if Cutler got the ball moving earlier. NFC Championship? The pussy sat out. Beating the Seahawks in the playoffs? 7-9! 7-9! 7-9! 7-9! Who cares who they beat before!
Chapter 4: Stats? Cutler only has negative one: Since Cutler has never won a game, he only has negative stats. If anyone dares post positive stats in a thread; quickly pounce. If you have to do not tell the whole story.
Chapter 5: The backup or past QB is always better: What do Hanie, Grossman, Orton, Collins and McCown all have in common? They are all better than Cutler. How? Grossman had a pretty deep ball and went to the Super bowl, Orton went 11-5 his first year here and was murdering in Denver, Collins beat the fucking Panthers who now have an amazing defense, Hanie kept us in the NFCC game when the bitch went out and McCown outplayed Cutler. Remember the whole story doesn't matter
Chapter 6: Don't care? Yeah he must not: Jay Cutler memes aren't funny as only your brand of comedy matters. Cutler teammates like him? Bullshit. Remember attack with fury! Screw Cutler's charities and other positive things
Chapter 7: All else fails? Name call: Quick the person you are arguing with wont let up about his man love with Cutler, what is he stupid? Wait there is your answer right there! Reply with Do you have a brain, fanboy? Discussion de-railed