Only a filthy lowlife has been would ask that question.
Now go home and eat your dirt you merchant of filth!!!!
But good luck in the dirty filth festival, you gross little smudge!
You know, you hurt my feelings..........well, I mean, not by calling me a filthy lowlife, I admit to that....anyone who knows me can attest to it......but by suggesting that I eat dirt. Well, I tried it and it wasn't...let's say....palatable......however,....telling by your tendency to be diplomatic in your writings, I'd like to ask if you have a suggestion on a wine I could 'pair' with the dirt, that would make it an acceptable meal? Maybe a dry red? That might be the 'ticket' in enhancing the flavor. My opinion of festivals are 'up there' and will enjoy my next one. Thanks for your thoughtfulness. How did you know I am a smudge? I know, your perception skills?...that's has to be it. You're blessed my man. Oh, one thing you did miss on is.....I'm not little in size and I don't mean overweight. Well, maybe some around the waist.....you know how it is with these things. Just curious....the number 51 that you use, can't possibly reference Butkus, can it? From what I know of him, and btw have met him, he would never have talk to someone like this, OFF the football field, And, God forbid, that if it does reference him, I ask, who then, is the real life 'lowlife?' You sound like a person who knows where he stands in life, Lucky you. Btw.....I'd appreciate the wine suggestion, when you have the time.