***Official*** Chicago Bears Training Camp Thread!!! (Preamble to the Domination!) (FTO)

[KittiesKorner]

Bowers is bowering

 

[gallagher]

Well I just saw the one and said it couldn't be prettier so yeah and I also acknowledge that they don't have full pads on and it was a wide open TE.

But it was Kmet and not someone like Bowers so....

Haha you think his balls are pretty.

It's okay, we're all swooning over Caleb right now

 

[HeHateMe]

Haha you think his balls are pretty.

It's okay, we're all swooning over Caleb right now

CLARIFICATION think his balls are the PRETTIEST.

 

[HeHateMe]

Bowers is bowering

People that h8 Bowers are evil and communists. You are doing this to yourself. Storm is cumming.

 

[dabears70]

Depends on which one takes the Fins lowball offer.

Miami can get away with a low ball offer easier than a team like Chicago just because of the Taxes.

 

[gallagher]

Are you going to keep pointing it out until someone acknowledges you pointing out the obvious? Consider it acknowledged. No CCS article needed.

I'll take an article. Even if nobody likes him, he still needs to do things like feed himself and make rent

 

[gallagher]

CLARIFICATION think his balls are the PRETTIEST.

They dipped in glitter or rainbow sprinkles?

 

[KittiesKorner]

I'll take an article. Even if nobody likes him, he still needs to do things like feed himself and make rent

Hey if ccs pays for articles count me in

 

[KittiesKorner]

People that h8 Bowers are evil and communists. You are doing this to yourself. Storm is cumming.

I will squat you after I squat bowers

 

[HeHateMe]

I will squat you after I squat bowers

I you as a brother but will civil war you if I don't get my way, like a brother. I am going to stand on my business while I stand on your face.

 

[dabears70]

Haha you think his balls are pretty.

It's okay, we're all swooning over Caleb right now

But what about his balls off the field? Do you think they'll have a big ego or be diva like? Hmmmmmmmm..............

 

[gallagher]

Hey if ccs pays for articles count me in

Oh hell yeah I'll read your writing!

If you want an editor, I'll help you get your guest few out and I'll waive my typical fee.

 

[KittiesKorner]

I you as a brother but will civil war you if I don't get my way, like a brother. I am going to stand on my business while I stand on your face.

I'll see you at the shores of Bubbly Creek (by Marz Brewing). This obsession with Bowers is a bridge too far

 

[gallagher]

But what about his balls off the field? Do you think they'll have a big ego or be diva like? Hmmmmmmmm..............

I'll take the ego if he earns it.

Or if he throws 30 touchdowns in one season.

 

[HeHateMe]

I'll see you at the shores of Bubbly Creek (by Marz Brewing). This obsession with Bowers is a bridge too far

Okay I will back down because a non baers TE really isn't worth this level of vitriol I've put on display and am now in a much more reasonable place. I take back calling you evil for disagreeing with me about TEs. I think maybe I was just feeling unheard, unsexed and overall marginalized. Maybe we could just have a beer or 5 together and not have a civil war?

 

[KittiesKorner]

Okay I will back down because a non baers TE really isn't worth this level of vitriol I've put on display and am now in a much more reasonable place. I take back calling you evil for disagreeing with me about TEs. I think maybe I was just feeling unheard, unsexed and overall marginalized. Maybe we could just have a beer or 5 together and not have a civil war?

I appreciate you and want to give you grace so you can be the best version of yourself and live your best life. But the Bowers nonsense has to stop. Period.

 

[HeHateMe]

I appreciate you and want to give you grace so you can be the best version of yourself and live your best life. But the Bowers nonsense has to stop. Period.

I will not live under communism dont tread on my TE.

 

[gallagher]

I appreciate you and want to give you grace so you can be the best version of yourself and live your best life. But the Bowers nonsense has to stop. Period.

It'll stop when you post a video of yourself squatting Bowers.

We all know you are the cool cat in your avatar, so you can't fake us out by posting video of someone else

 

[KittiesKorner]

Listen just because I am a commeownist, hate TEs, and kicked Ditka in the huevos of his overpriced Cobb salad at his steakhouse doesn't mean I am not a Bears fan.

I am tempering my expectations until the HoF game at which I am told no starters will play.

 

[gallagher]

Listen just because I am a commeownist, hate TEs, and kicked Ditka in the huevos of his overpriced Cobb salad at his steakhouse doesn't mean I am not a Bears fan.

I am tempering my expectations until the HoF game at which I am told no starters will play.

kicking Ditka in the jimmies is for the Purrletariat